Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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