is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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