Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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