Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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