everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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