There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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