well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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