Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I wish i was in the wii world.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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