Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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