Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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