she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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