Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
