Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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