Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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