Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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