dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
if only i could text you this smell
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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