too bad you live with your parents still
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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