I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You're completely useless in the revolution.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
