How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Randomize