i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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