you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just had sex on a roof
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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