But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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