got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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