Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
