maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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