Yo dont text me then not text me
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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