Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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