sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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