Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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