420 ftw
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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