you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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