This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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