Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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