also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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