Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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