I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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