Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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