belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
