You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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