would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I intend to get homeless drunk
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
My breasts were aching with rage.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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