If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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