There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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