I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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