nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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