We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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