Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
i think im in europe. pls send help
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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