also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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