Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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