dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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