I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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