Dual....:-)
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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