Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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