doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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