Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
