you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Randomize
