I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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